15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.


11 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
3. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
6. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
7. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
8. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name "Rock Hard".
9. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
10. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
11. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go

MANY OTHER WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE ELEVATOR
1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's OK, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Waiting for AMic lecture.




















During AMic lecture.




















Went over to Victoria Concert Hall for TP Band Concert, Avec L'expression III: Around the World.
















At Clarke Quay.

Slacking at Cyber Centre. MCT lab ended at 11am. And I'll have to wait till 6pm for AC training. Wah. ):

Dinner at Ramen Ten after FSP.




















Ice Cream for dessert.





















Waiting for bus 8.




















On bus 8.

Okay, AMic quiz later at 5pm. And FSP ends at 5pm too. Bless me with a flying carpet so that I won't be late.

Dinner at MacDonald's with Joey and Yenny.